bad-wolf-of-baskerville:

authocracy:

kingcheddarxvii:

do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”

…why is this so uplifting

I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.

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basementdemo:

My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.

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definited:

when your mother repeats what you have to do thousand times

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